this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2025
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[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

I can fix her

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Idrael would get a Super-Like from me. Most likely without an intro, because what could I possibly say that would be interesting to someone who has five centuries under their belt?

Given how I tend to structure my profiles, we'd probably Match, then proceed to not message each other until one or both of us reach that point where we delete the apps for a year or two.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A chick pushing their 6th century and still single? Dodged a bolt on that one brother.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Genuinely glad most people think this way, you don't know what you're missing, and it also means more for me:P

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So "wife" needs biomat... And the rest is hard to make out, but there is an i in there.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

So “wife” needs biomass

She gonna steal your genes bro