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[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I still cannot believe half of you maroons voted for this. So now doge has a serious .gov DNS entry.

I mean that literally, btw. I cannot believe half of you voted for this, it's impossible. If it turns out there really was election fraud this time I will be completely unshocked.

[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 142 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is what happens when you hire a bunch of cryptobro script kiddies who think they know better than the industry standards.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you can't hire gay furries to build and maintain your web infrastructure

[–] Minizarbi@jlai.lu 4 points 5 days ago

You are not upvoted, because people don’t know the reality.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 days ago

Don't be so mean... They did what chatgtp told them...

[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Freshly faded broccolis vs wizard beards

[–] razorozx@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

frfr no cap bro trust /s

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 100 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And these are the guys taking all the data from the different agencies, right? This'll end well.

Oh it won't end

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Correction: it didn't get hacked, they just had no security

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Unfortunately that argument didn’t work for Gary McKinnon

Edit: I guess it kind of did because the British government refused to extradite him because of that argument, so as long as the “hacker” is in Britain they will be fine.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This afternoon: Password has been set to "Password123"

[–] The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Previous password was Hunter2

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 32 points 1 week ago

Huh, all see is *******

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh boy, can't wait for DOGE to receive all the private info the government stores about me! I'm sure that hiring kids with no experience to program every single automatizable aspect of the government will turn out just fine! 🫠

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure all of it has been hacked in the past 10 years anyway. At least phone, address, ssn all got taken several times now.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 week ago

Don't stop at hacking websites...

I'm so jaded that I don't believe anything anymore. Part of me thinks this is a publicity stunt so people go to the site and then they can justify their existence by their popularity/how many people visited their site.

[–] swaggyspinozista@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 week ago

They forgot to put the woke in the website code. It's a similar issue to taking the woke out of the airplanes.