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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like someone moved to San Francisco with some money and had "an idea"

[–] Brumefey@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The kind of things we see in Belgium…

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

Points for creativity certainly, psych eval for execution

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

USER INPUT: "Generate an image of a house, please. Make sure it has normal windows, and euclidean geometry."

GENERATED OUTPUT:

[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 17 points 3 weeks ago

That house is a nightmare, I love it!

Also looks better than my CSS and the aspect ratio hints that it's responsive but maybe doesn't implement accessibility well. So we score half points there.

[–] NinjaCheetah@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Every time I see this picture I just think of how much I’d love to see what this house is like on the inside. Like if it’s this wild on the outside, the inside has to be pretty interesting too, right?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago

“ChatGPT, architect me a house with windows and doors”

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Leminal.space's pict-rs ~~seems to be~~ was down, so when I expand this I get a broken image icon. I thought that was the css joke at first.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 3 points 3 weeks ago

That works !

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

How many ledges you want covered in bird shit?

Yes.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Seems there's alot of conflicting vision between the architech, the civil engineers, the contractors, and of course the boss.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

client was completely ignored

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Clearly you've never been in B2C.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

BS. The client was Escher.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'd guess that the client was one of those people in the chain (probably the contractor) who "had a cool idea"

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 3 weeks ago

Not even M.C. Escher would jerk off to this lol

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

You forgot clear: both;

That would fix all of it

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

A wild UNKOWN house appeared!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's like a cubist nightmare...

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Or some kinky cubist's wet dream

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Least ugly Belgian house