I like to think that someone actually went online and paid good money for a little weiner cage and had it shipped to them overnight just to throw it on the ground to make this meme

I would speculate that he agonized about which particular ball strainer would generate the most lulz and updoots. I'm sure he'd make this image the background on his phone just so they could tell any stranger who sees it about the epic saga of the time him and his college roommate drank a whole Mikes Hard Lemonade and ordered this little virginity protector in high spirits as a joke

I bet he doesn't tell them that they both tried it on when it arrived.

I bet he still has it in a little box under his bed too lol

I am definitely not looking forward to every man in the country being lined up and forced into this thing one after the other until the prince finds the one that's exactly the right size.

Why is it like a Frankenstein combination of two chastity cages? This doesn't make very much sense