this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

I think that oil rig is actually Saddam Hussein

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Gulf of California, Utah, and Mississippi.

Yes, I'll put the Gulf wherever the hell I want it.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't believe you just CUM all over the place like that. Have you no shame?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Sssh. I need to concentrate.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Canada, Uzbekistan and Macedonia

Fuck you cums the whole planet

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

CUM all over the planet!

Lemmy grab the KY...

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What the Hell did Kentucky do to you?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I live south of Kentucky, and daddy told me that shit flows south. I assume cum flows south too.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For a while. Then it gets sticky, and more viscous, and eventually dries. At that point you can spray it with water and get it all slimy again. Maybe even use your hands to move it around. Especially the face. Maybe rub it into your hair.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

We're gonna need your expertise down here soon.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tkohldesac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Oh NOW I get it.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

If it was up to me I'd name it the North American Gulf.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You have to think this through. If it's the Gulf of CUM then what's leaking out of the oil wells? Semen. That's way better for the environment! We need to draw up a proposal before someone beats us to the punch