burgermeister

joined 11 months ago

Chief O'Brien at Work #28 - Two's a Crowd in c/tenforward@lemmy.world

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Thanks for checking in, Mike

Anon solves a mystery in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

That's why it's a mystery

Anon solves a mystery in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 22 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Roommate is a woman

The Mohave knows how to party, unlike those prudes over in the Capital Wasteland in c/fnv@lemmy.world

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish you were in DC...almost.

Pic in c/nocontextpics@lemmy.world

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

Cool

If you truly think about it, The Matrix was woke. The first Matrix is a city full of sleeping people who are being harvested for bio-energy, where some of them aWOKEn by being offered red pills in c/movies@hexbear.net

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Redpilled about the matrix

I am refraining from dispensing wisdom right now. Please do not seek any advice or ask any questions. Thank you in advance for your cooperation. in c/crumbgrabber@lemm.ee

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Human ejaculate can reach speeds of up to 1300km/s

Comedy shows have laugh tracks cuz they aren't that funny in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

audience loses their shit at this comment- people are rolling on the floor, gasping for breath, beginning to choke their fellow humans out of sheer comedy.

NCD, what's this for? (Wrong answers only) in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Chops up dtones

Me seeing tons of the "men be like" and "women be like" type of posts on any social media website in c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns@hexbear.net

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Let my people grill

Blinken told the G7 that Iran and Hezbollah will attack Israel in the next 24 hours. in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

posted 24 hours ago

9 July 1981 in c/bloomcounty@lemm.ee

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

He's not wrong