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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 hour ago

Who cares? I just washed them, they're clean. Do women have a second pussy towel or something?

But also yeah, start at top, he's right.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 4 points 2 hours ago

Same towel for my whole body, the outside part is clean right after showering.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 3 hours ago

I don't really pay attention to whether my valet uses one towel or several. I think he switched things up between face and body, for sure, but beyond that shrug.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Why is this gendered? I use the same towel on my cooch as my face after I shower, I would be pretty impressed by the dedication to doing laundry of someone who has a specialized crotch-drying towel.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 hours ago

The poster doesn’t have balls so they were curious

[–] Acters@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

There are way dirtier things being done in a bedroom or playing outside sports. Why does it matter if you are clean? Why is a woman asking that silly question like as if we don't kiss the mouth of someone who just gargle them balls

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The Germans have a word for people like you

Mädchenküsser

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

So, I understand the literal meaning, but what does it actually mean as slang? Girl kisser doesn't really say much lol.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

I was just making a joke, nothing serious

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You use the edges for the balls exclusively

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Oh I'm opposite. Edges are for face/head exclusively and I use the middle of the towel for the rest of the body.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

Just grab both ends of the towel and floss between the legs.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The secret is to use the towel to dry one's nether regions after washing them, not before.

By the way, it applies to women as much as to men.

[–] Daelsky@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

You also just start from the head and go down to finish with your feet. (I know how that sounds lol)

Like it’s basic drying stuff.. no?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I try to dry my feet first so I don’t slip so I use two towels

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

That's what a floor mat is for. They make them in towel fabric so you don't slip and the floor doesn't get wet and slippery.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The point being that if one needs to at the end go back up to the face to make sure everything is perfect, one needs not worry about the possibility of that meaning one is rubbing one's face on ball-sweat.

[–] Daelsky@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 hours ago

I mean at the end of the day, if you washed yourself well, you don’t need to worry about anything. It’s should be clean. ^^

[–] SirQuack@feddit.nl 1 points 5 hours ago

Not just drying, also for cleaning. You don't pick up the dirt from the floor, just to add more whilst cleaning the table.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Weird, everybody in the comments assuming that she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our faces we used on our dirty balls. But she asked about a separate ball towel, which seems to imply that it's the balls that require special treatment, but not ass, feet, or pits. Maybe she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our balls that we used on our dirty faces?

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Why are you using towel on dirty anything? Do you towel before you wash?

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 hours ago

Feet have balls as well, technically

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I would be okay drying my face with someone else's balls towel, I think my balls towel aren't gonna be a deal breaker

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago

This meme is so old the towel has dementia.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 28 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

It's just more skin for fucks sake.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

and hopefully clean skin just out of the shower.

at least that's what I tell myself...

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago

To me is not hopefully, I do clean well enough when taking a shower. Is not that hard.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 67 points 19 hours ago

If you care about this, you're not showering properly. You're supposed to be clean mfer

[–] Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works 20 points 16 hours ago

No seperate towel. Clean your balls in the shower and even if you keep them sucked into your anus all day, which is bad for both organs so don't leave em in for long, you can clean the most gnarly of sacks. My point is clean them.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, used face to get balls wet

(:

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, I thought you were supposed to use the balls to get the face wet

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

Isn't it more of a rebound effect?

You use the face to get the balls wet, and then the balls will eventually get the face wet too.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 67 points 20 hours ago

If I'm unwilling to touch my face with the ball towel, my balls weren't clean enough.

[–] damdy@lemm.ee 84 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

If you're cleaning yourself properly, who cares?

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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 42 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

There isn't anything special about your balls that makes them dirtier than the rest of your body. You've just washed them. They're clean.

[–] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This is just not correct. Sweat and folds and proximity to other parts, probably double wrapped all day in plastic clothing... Not washing your arms and not washing your balls for a day has very different results.

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Plastic clothing?

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 56 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It doesnt matter, i washed. If i was dirty immediately after stepping out of a shower then i think i need to clean my house.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 130 points 1 day ago (14 children)

do people just... not clean themselves in the shower?

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