this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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You get what you wish for, Joe.

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 26 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Had to check:

As of now, his release date is September 9, 2037.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago

Murder for hire scheme, as well as killing five tigers and selling some more across state lines.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 34 points 11 hours ago
[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Shame it's metaphorical leopards and not his tigers.

[–] Botanicals@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

It's a nice thought though, thanks 🥰

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Leopards and all, and have the day you vote for whatever, but its still sad to see happening.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

What exactly is sad about it? This is the scenario maga supporters wished for, cheered for, VOTED FOR, for countless innocent people. They only feel mad/bad/sad after it effects them personally, and then - rather than reflect or empathize - have the audacity to demand an exception or loophole. Excuse my lack of sympathy, but he and anyone else who enabled these policies can eat the fattest of dicks. Hope he remains miserable.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 17 points 7 hours ago

Its sad to see people torn away. Treated like objects, or anything but human. They can cheer for it all they want. Its still sad, thats what empathy does to a MF. Makes you feel sorry for people even when they lack the ability to do so themselves.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Beware the Night of Long Knives.