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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 30 minutes ago

What even is this timeline

[–] TheDeadlySquid@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago

Laugh at those idiots.

[–] splonglo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

this whole gambit was actually a 4d chess move by elon to brainwash righties into buying EVs therefore solving climate change and bringing about global communism. I never should have doubted you, sir

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 hours ago

So the deep south yeehaw redneck GOP are supposed to buy EVs now?
I think some brains are about to explode...

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

Man can the writers chill? They've been doing the most unbelievable shit these past few days

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 54 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How long till a President ends a speech with "smash that like and subscribe for 10% off RAID: Shadow Legends"?

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago

He is already kind of doing it, just replace Raid Shadow Legends with Russia.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The entire French population: "I guess we're going on a holiday"

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago (1 children)

Don't make promises you can't keep. :(

The French liberating me and the other non-crazy folk would be the best rn.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 11 minutes ago* (last edited 4 minutes ago)

It's a hyperbole but the proximity of an autocrat's palace to a Tesla showroom makes for a compelling spot for some French-style sightseeing.

The Behind the Bastards podcast likens Washington DC to Versailles in a recent episode.

[–] dan@lemmy.i.secretponi.es 31 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I see Elon brought his body armor.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

He still doesn't wear a helmet, so...

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

Rita repulsa zaps Orange Turidno. Laughs. Turdo goes Biggly.

The Dipshit starts flailing arms around, slapping multiple children as armor.

Power Rangers theme starts playing.

[–] JasminIstMuede@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Are there laws in the US about such conflicts of interest or was is basically tradition until this point not to do shit like this?

[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 hour ago

Because of ethical restraints, it is extremely rare for a senior government official, let alone a sitting president, to endorse a consumer product so explicitly. In 2017, when then-Trump counselor Kellyanne Conway told Americans to buy from Ivanka Trump’s clothing line, she received a warning from a government ethics office and promised never to do it again.

[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 31 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Laws are as good as the ability and will to enforce them.

Good point... I guess I'm still curious if there could be a way he gets taken to court for this, but probably now.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 25 points 8 hours ago

when your influence is dying due to your hubris you become desperate and pull something out like this.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 24 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 6 hours ago

I will bet you the entire nation of Russia that he has no clue how to operate a vehicle other than a matchbox car. zoom zoom

[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

He can't, former and current presidents aren't allowed to

I assume he lacks the ability as well

[–] joenforcer@midwest.social 8 points 6 hours ago

Huh, TIL. Thanks for sharing this info.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 29 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

President Musk told his employee to do a photoshoot.

This story makes no sense any other way.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

He told his orange clown to dance in front of the camera

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 176 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Because of ethical restraints it is extremely rare for a senior government official, let alone a sitting president, to endorse a consumer product so explicitly.

Yeah... Those were good times.

[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 72 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Do they not fucking remember the whole Goya thing last time. He literally shot a commercial from the presidents desk.

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 40 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

BRAWNDO

THE THIRST MUTILATOR

it's got electrolytes

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[–] spiritsong@lemmy.world 39 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I'm not surprised. Didn't Donald Trump used the Oval Office once to promote some... ketchup or sauce or something, and was paid for? I mean it denigrades the station of the office, but does he really care?

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

He literally sold the Resolute Desk to Goya for ad space.

This is after he did a Mcdonalds/Dominos ad when he had them cater the NCAA basketball champions' dinner at the White House.

It's what he does.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago
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[–] CouldntCareBear@sh.itjust.works 35 points 12 hours ago

Seeing musk, trump and a Tesla in a single shot just makes that toxic association so much stronger. I don't think this is going to play out like they hope.

Plus, you know the boycott is working, talk about desperate.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 82 points 14 hours ago

Like we needed another reason not to buy tesla

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 70 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

In parallel universes where he wasn't born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 18 points 12 hours ago (4 children)
[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.

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[–] suite403@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Tesla is a close second at this point.

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[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 39 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

Elon with his child shield again

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[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 68 points 15 hours ago (5 children)
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[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 45 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

It's Goya beans all over again

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[–] Creepo@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

Rednecks are gonna buy ev to own the libs!

[–] LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee 15 points 11 hours ago

This man is one of the most pathetic human beings to ever walk the earth

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 33 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Searching on Google “how to sell my tesla” or “how to sell my tesla stock” hurts their shares. Scheduling a test drive and not showing up wastes their time and resources :)

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