this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

This hit close to home. Except the kids destroy my Lego sets or steal parts.

[–] quark42@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago

No, Jean Luc is obviously a man of taste. Star wars is the superior choice, of course.

[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I'm in this meme, and I'm totally ok with that. Hun if you see this the landspeeder with 1890 pieces please! Love you!

[–] Spiracle@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Spiracle@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Okay?

If you want a more LEGO-like feel, you can probably replace the high quality printed blocks with some stickers.

[–] Acid@startrek.website 0 points 1 year ago

I gotta get me one of those.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A.k.a. she's fucking her boss, but a LEGO set to keep you around the house is cheaper than full-time childcare.

Probably.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

That's not the kind of joke made by people with secure masculinity so I think these few steps can help you:

  1. Picture a woman more successful than you.
  2. Accept that she is not a threat to your ego.
  3. Understand that your self worth isn't defined by other people.
  4. Repeat the phrase "Successful women don't exist ____(despite of/because of/for/to hate/to ruin/to mock) me." Successful women simply exist, whether you are there to observe them or not.
  5. Remove "women are ____" statements from your speech until you no longer feel threatened by them.
  6. Get therapy