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[–] Hazzard@lemm.ee 134 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A lot of assuming that this project was dead serious in here.... he's a college student, presumably working on a senior project or something. Hooking up a glasses display, to his phone with a mic and the ChatGPT API isn't a massive endeavour, either, and this is funny as all hell if you assume he's mocking the industry and being tongue-in-cheek. RizzGPT? Charisma As A Service?

Point being, don't despair for this guy, he's hilarious!

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't be suprised to have the Techbro-MBA bubble soon discuss why the company doesn't use CaaS yet.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe it was the great Benjamin Franklin who said: "You have reached the end of your free trial membership to benjaminfranklinquotes.com"

[–] mattd@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

What a wise man

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Do you want to go back to my place for some coffee?”

“I'm just a text-based AI, so I can't go anywhere, but I'm here to help with any questions or topics you'd like to discuss!”

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

Uhhh are you a robot?

[–] Rayspekt@kbin.social 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine needing smart glasses to tell you when it's Goblin Time.

[–] Neato@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a silly thing to say. It's always Goblin Time.

[–] Rayspekt@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Very glad that this reddit inside joke supposedly carried over to the Fediverse. A man's gotta goblin!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

SaaS, that's amazing. No way that name was chosen unironically.

You lot need a joke detector

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

...but it's CaaS, isn't it?

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

The design is very human. Very easy to use.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ChatGPT does way too much moralizing to be fun on a date.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

You wanna come back to my place for some drinks?

I detect that you may be interested in drinking alcohol and presumably engaging in sexual activity afterwards. It is important to practice safe sex and be sure that your partner is not capable of transmitting any sexually transmitted diseases. Always consult a healthcare professional before engaging in sexual activities.

[–] Million@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of an episode of Parks and recreation where one of the characters is sick and another character tries to look the symptoms up online and comes to the conclusion that they might have "network connectivity issues". And i think that line was impro also!

Here is the link

[–] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Goofy Willy Wonka looking glasses

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

This could have been a good feature for Google glass.

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Techbros trying to commoditize everything as per usual

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think it's serious it's clearly a joke. It's called charisma as a service how more obvious could it be?

[–] wsweg@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

And rizzGPT, lmao

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Jokes? What are those? 😵

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He calls it x as a service. Of course he does he so original.

If you show up to a date in those glasses not even rizzgpt can save you

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

You obviously haven’t experienced the power of RizzGPT