I'm just gonna leave my mark here
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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Donβt drink coffee
GOMAD - Gallon Of Milk A Day
Can't promise you won't have severe diarrhea
Someone's gonna need a poop knife after day 3...
I had a very good time reading this.
Iβd recommend to throw some Loperamidhydrochlorid in the mix, not sure if you can find it in your pharmacy. When Iβve been too Music Festivals, weβve always had some as an emergency, if the toilets would be clogged (which happened a lot).
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I reckon that when you finally go, you'll need a poop knife to get that grogan down the hopper.
This is the birth of something great
... are the words OP said when finally sitting down on an toilet on day 3
I hope nobody ever finds out
May I suggest to get a foldable potty instead? They are super light and the size of an original Gameboy when folded. Combined with plastic bags and silicapowder (do not eat) it will help you stay healthy instead of dehydrated and constipated. If amazon is not fast enough, check the nearest baby mart. If you are just shy, there are also foldable privacy shields (camping section) available to let you do your business with privacy.
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Have you considered something that causes constipation? Immodium, cheese, Blended up guava seeds...
I was here for the poop post of 2023!
Uncomfortable pooping somewhere with no bidet available?
Eat carbs, drink Gatorade or Powerade and poop before hand. Bro whatever you're doing I expect an update post!
Immodium AD should help stop you up. (I'm not a doctor.)
Eat Domino's pizza. It gives me constipation everytime I eat it.