Just tell us the reason.
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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This is the most upvotes I have seen on Lemmy so far! We gotta get this over 1k at least!
I was here witnessing lemmy history being made and I will probably die of curiosity if we do not get an update. I do not have any tips. I just hope that you come back safe and sound.
Honestly, the edits didnβt clarify much. Iβm nearly as confused by this whole situation as I was the first time I read the post
Just don't eat anything. For three days you should be fine. If your stomach hurts just drink water.
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Iβm so happy Iβm here!
Our first "5/7 with rice" story! Wow!
You said if we guess you'd confirm so here's my attempt.
Are you participating in like one of those TV competitions? Will you be filmed if you poop and that's why you'd rather not?
NOSHITGANG
I was here when the no-shit post jump started the popularity of this platform. My children will be so proud
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Steak and eggs, it's what astronauts use to not shit for days. your body absorbs most of the material rather than excreting it. your looking for anything "low residue".
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I haven't seen any comments suggesting a plug, so I guess it'll be me. Try using a butt plug.
The type of shit (or lack thereof) that I came here to subscribe.
Honestly, If u dont want to poop and eat as little as possible i would consider fasting. If zero food is too intimidating - pack some nuts.
Itβs ok. He/she/them will understand that people do poop. They arenβt worth it if they canβt Accept this
Canned tuna. It's very dry and almost all protein so most of it gets absorbed by the body and you'll be pooping neat little bricks.
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Iβd you can eat meat, beef jerky. Generally any high protein, low carb diet will be low output. Not sure about the sweating though.
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I think this is for some sort of fanfic or roleplay, so:
Military food. If you want something old fashioned but not so bland like the european bread take a look at what paraguayan soldiers used during the three aliances war.
Is the goal to keep the poop inside your body? If it's allowed to come out and play, you could blend it with gatorade and consume it as soon as possible to minimize time spent outdoors.
(shakes head) that boy ain't right
Lemmy history!
Just start taking Adderall. If you're anything like me, you will have to remind yourself to eat more than 500 calories a day and then you will find yourself questioning how many days it has been since you even felt the need to poop.
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8/10 with rice
I really wish I knew what I did in the past to achieve this. Depression and poor eating habits?
I was here for... Whatever this is...