Asklemmy

Just tell us the reason.

This is the most upvotes I have seen on Lemmy so far! We gotta get this over 1k at least!

I was here witnessing lemmy history being made and I will probably die of curiosity if we do not get an update. I do not have any tips. I just hope that you come back safe and sound.

What a time to be alive!

Honestly, the edits didn’t clarify much. I’m nearly as confused by this whole situation as I was the first time I read the post

Just don't eat anything. For three days you should be fine. If your stomach hurts just drink water.

I’m so happy I’m here!

You said if we guess you'd confirm so here's my attempt.

Are you participating in like one of those TV competitions? Will you be filmed if you poop and that's why you'd rather not?

NOSHITGANG

I was here when the no-shit post jump started the popularity of this platform. My children will be so proud

Steak and eggs, it's what astronauts use to not shit for days. your body absorbs most of the material rather than excreting it. your looking for anything "low residue".

I haven't seen any comments suggesting a plug, so I guess it'll be me. Try using a butt plug.

The type of shit (or lack thereof) that I came here to subscribe.

Honestly, If u dont want to poop and eat as little as possible i would consider fasting. If zero food is too intimidating - pack some nuts.

Canned tuna. It's very dry and almost all protein so most of it gets absorbed by the body and you'll be pooping neat little bricks.

Is the goal to keep the poop inside your body? If it's allowed to come out and play, you could blend it with gatorade and consume it as soon as possible to minimize time spent outdoors.

I’d you can eat meat, beef jerky. Generally any high protein, low carb diet will be low output. Not sure about the sweating though.

It’s ok. He/she/them will understand that people do poop. They aren’t worth it if they can’t Accept this

I think this is for some sort of fanfic or roleplay, so:

Military food. If you want something old fashioned but not so bland like the european bread take a look at what paraguayan soldiers used during the three aliances war.

Lemmy history!

Just start taking Adderall. If you're anything like me, you will have to remind yourself to eat more than 500 calories a day and then you will find yourself questioning how many days it has been since you even felt the need to poop.

I really wish I knew what I did in the past to achieve this. Depression and poor eating habits?

I was here for... Whatever this is...

My only advice would be to have a back up plan. If you fail to plan, you plan to fail, and there's no guarantee you won't get an unpleasant surprise. You say you'll use the toilet if you're about to shit yourself, but what if you can't make it and do end up shitting yourself because you put it off so long?