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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] Aurix@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This has to be a kink thing, one of the weirder ones. Holding a plug, not sweating, because it is not wished?

Else it is something illegal. Drug mule, crossing a border which would either make the drugs visible, or maybe another crime to not leave obvious DNA traces. No sweating to not look suspicious on control? Not much stuff to disguise the longer travel?

[–] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

I'm leaning towards drug smuggling

No pooping so they don't expel the drug packets that they have ingested. No sweating so they dont seem nervous. And less peeinhg since will be travelling, on planes, cars etc

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[–] Etnies419@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I was here for... Whatever this is...

[–] ZcaT@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Lemmy history!

[–] Luigi311@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just hope OP posts an update if he made it 3 days or not

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[–] admin@lemmy.devils.house 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just start taking Adderall. If you're anything like me, you will have to remind yourself to eat more than 500 calories a day and then you will find yourself questioning how many days it has been since you even felt the need to poop.

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[–] artaban@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

please stop talking about how this post is going to be on lectures 10 years later and help this guy, he NEED help lmao

[–] RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's about preparation. Approximate gut motility for a healthy adult on a light diet is about 48-60 hours. So, stop eating 3 days before you leave, poop out all you possibly can before your 3 day period starts. Drink about 500ml water per day in the days leading up to the 3 day period. It wouldn't hurt to prep with a mild laxative to remove as much gut content as possible.

Once the timer starts, start eating small amounts only after the first day. For water, about 500ml per day. The good news is that what you pee out can't take much more space than the fresh water you drink.

This assumes you are relatively sedentary. If you perform manual labor during the 3 day period, you'll need to increase water intake, and possibly food intake, to avoid exhaustion.

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[–] fox@lemmy.fakecake.org 7 points 1 year ago

nothing to suggest but i'm absolutely fascinated by your post, op. please post results.

[–] SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

You doing some sort of Mr. Beast challenge?

[–] MinkLitly@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Im dying at the urgency. "Guys tell me how to not shit for 3 days AND DONT ASK QUESTIONS DAMNIT"

[–] MicrosoftSam@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] TheDudeV2@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Get your bowels empty in the days leading up to it. So don’t eat. Anything. 2 days before you can relieve yourself start eating small amounts of protein.

Or, better yet, don’t even try to do this. You’re very unlikely to succeed and therefore your effort is going into preventing an inevitable situation rather than figuring out how to deal with the inevitable problem once it arrives.

[–] Mugmoor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

Im just posting so I can see my username on one of Whang's videos one day.

[–] MesaCoast@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aha! You are joining the circus!!!

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[–] gambo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Honestly, I’m just commenting to say I was here.

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[–] techtask@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

MREs. Particularly US MREs. You can eat em as much as you want and you won't have to go for a week.

Fear the end of the week, however

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[–] olpappy@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (7 children)

A small bottle of olive oil. It's very high calorie so it will keep you somewhat energized in small quantities. Consumed in small amounts you may be able to go three days without shitting.

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[–] 100beep@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To answer the actual question, cheese and meat.

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[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

If it's important you can easily just not eat for three days. Otherwise, there's nothing you can eat that will be safe and prevent you from pooping.

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