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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[โ€“] Pili@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I'm so happy I can be a part of this historical moment.

[โ€“] Sentrovasi@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

All the best; I did something like this before, although not on purpose, eating light and low fiber. When I finally pooped my poop had layers. Please don't make a habit out of it.

[โ€“] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Well... just don't eat. You don't need to eat for 3 days to survive during that time

[โ€“] nepatriots32@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I recommend eating a lot of cheese and absolutely NO fiber. Not sure if it will make you sweat less, but I'm pretty sure if I ate only cheese for 3 days, it wouldn't be too hard to wait till the end of it to poop. In fact, I may need some help at that point... maybe you should eat some fiber like a couple hours before you do plan on trying to poop, and also drink lots of water at that point, too. I personally find cheese very "helpful" in getting myself constipated, and fiber + water to be a great way to smoothen the pooping process.

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[โ€“] BendyLemmy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For limited opportunities to pee, I'd carry a good sized bottle and limit drinking to sipping water/an electrolyte beverage through a straw.

For limiting poop, I'd try to be empty ahead of time, and just take something solid like bread and cheese which means you probably could go through three days without pooping.

[โ€“] Spore@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

If it's only for 3 days you need nothing unless you get diarrhea.

[โ€“] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This could be a setting in a Stephen King novel. They usually don't end well.

I am really curious about the situation, but all I've to say is be safe and update us.

[โ€“] k_o_t@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

easy, just go on a fast (eat nothing, can drink water and zero cal energy drinks) and/or very low cal keto (avocados), take vitamin and electrolyte supplements

[โ€“] morva@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] copylefty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I don't have any suggestions but would like to give my thanks for the quality content

[โ€“] Wander@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you need energy? So there's something called the pineapple diet (please ask your doctor first) where you eat pineapple for three days to lose weight. Biggest problem here is the spam, so I guess you'd have to use some sort of food that can be rehydrated like soylent.

[โ€“] mizu6079@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm not allowed to eat pineapple for medical reasons ๐Ÿ˜…. Thanks for replying though.

[โ€“] AzuleBlade@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Just wanted to say I was here for this.

[โ€“] rlaimondas@venera.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Juliie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Avoid fiber like a plague, already

So no to popular fruits and vegetables, no carrots, beets, strawberry, apples

Hmm but also it would be good to actually poop last day before hike so maybe take some pills for that day before for a huge splasshh bbbrrrr

When you return expect to give birth to a shitman

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