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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] Pellotto@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I was here for it.

[–] Pili@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I'm so happy I can be a part of this historical moment.

[–] Spore@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

If it's only for 3 days you need nothing unless you get diarrhea.

[–] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Well... just don't eat. You don't need to eat for 3 days to survive during that time

[–] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This could be a setting in a Stephen King novel. They usually don't end well.

I am really curious about the situation, but all I've to say is be safe and update us.

[–] k_o_t@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

easy, just go on a fast (eat nothing, can drink water and zero cal energy drinks) and/or very low cal keto (avocados), take vitamin and electrolyte supplements

[–] socsa@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OP, please do not rape.

[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

What does that have to do with my question...

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Commemorative comment for the start of Lemmy lore.

[–] AzuleBlade@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Just wanted to say I was here for this.

[–] nepatriots32@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I recommend eating a lot of cheese and absolutely NO fiber. Not sure if it will make you sweat less, but I'm pretty sure if I ate only cheese for 3 days, it wouldn't be too hard to wait till the end of it to poop. In fact, I may need some help at that point... maybe you should eat some fiber like a couple hours before you do plan on trying to poop, and also drink lots of water at that point, too. I personally find cheese very "helpful" in getting myself constipated, and fiber + water to be a great way to smoothen the pooping process.

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[–] downdaemon@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

hahah ok this is good content

[–] tinwhiskers@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

If you make it to wherever you're going, please let us know the story!

[–] breakerfall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

This is amazing.

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