You have been visited by the catfish of good fortune. Many upvotes and new users will be bestowed upon you, but only if you reply "happy fedding" to her message.
I finally got Nicoled a couple of days ago. Totes blessed here.
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Must resist.. sending dick pics..
I never understood the fascination with dick picks... but OK, here's my contribution.
I've been on Lemmy for a pretty long-ass time and have yet to get Nicoled.
Nicole, why won't you notice me? 🥺👉👈
I finally got the visit today! :D
Same here, just got the message earlier this morning. I feel blessed......to have the ability to block accounts.
Ah wearing black today
She's mourning the death of justice.
Damn, I replied to this thread earlier and I just got a text from the thot!
I accidentally replied with my Social Security number. What kind of luck will that bring?
Depends, I'll need you to provide your social security number and $50.
Can I just send my SSN and a pizza or something? $50 is asking a bit much.
I've seen so many posts about this, but this is the first time I realized the last line links to a chat room called "hell"
Dude literally same, I noticed that before I even saw your comment
"Fediverse chick" has such a 2010 vibe
"Hi! This is Hobby X channel and Im the only woman with a decent follower count amidst an ocean of white dudes, I've accepted the need to pander to teen male audience so you can just call me the ActivityGirl/Chick/Babe"
Guess we are getting big guys. This feels very 2010 4chan. Or 2006 Myspace
Wait, does this Nicole variant have a bong or a dab rig?!?
That's a piece of glassware for building a liquid nitrogen trap on a vacuum line
Just curious, has anyone actually tried the discord? Where does it take you?
I have; it goes to what seems like a pretty normal server with an owner that has apparently been completely inactive. Nothing obviously sketchy but I didn't stick around long.
Probably to a server where a bot will auto-DM you with phishing attacks.
I didn’t know she represents a right of passage in the fediverse. I accidentally deleted
You monster.
Don't worry, you'll get another one.
Woot!
I'm still patiently waiting 😔
I've gotten 5 messages from her, do I get a prize or something?
If you make it to 10, the next one's free
I got this bot on Mastodon account.
I also got this a week or so ago.
What's the actual end-game plan here? Wouldn't some kind of scam work better on bigger, more populated social media like Facebook or Twitter?
I just can't imagine what the actual goal of this spammy bullshit is on the Fediverse specifically.
I got this message yesterday
I got on my Previous/Alt account
edit: just got it on this acc
Yeah, I've seen this. Thots need not apply.
Yea, you better stay outta her DMs 😤😤
She's all yours! 😆
Chill, there's enough of her for everyone!