Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 month ago by Kenowdoc@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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When we got it home it made a bolt for the door.

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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago

Sometimes they forge new relationships.

[–] trinsec@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

That's nuts.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think that's actually a textile cat.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 6 points 1 month ago

Or an apprentice Locksmith cat.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

Nice. Did he send you a billet?

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm totally steeling this joke