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submitted 1 day ago by SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

just a lame-ass excuse for not finding whatever evidence they were looking for.

elsewhere, some seeding was done.

now they'll do the 'full' data grab and 'find' what they were looking for.

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[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago

No matter what actually happened here we can confidently state this clown is full of shit and has no idea what he's doing.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The trick is to take the hard drive out of the EVA foam.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Technically they could have had been using a computer without any temperature sensors or fans and each row was actually a 1GB file.

And also they had a hairdryer pointed the the drive.

It's possible!

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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What’s the bet the software they downloaded is malware and it’s crypto mining?

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