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I'm going with teleportation, I hate driving and public transport

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[–] DistressedDad@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

Super Power? LOL bruh, I just want to be cured of my crippling depression and low self-esteem.

But really, healing super powers tho would be cool. Because it seems like a lot of people need healing now, both mentally and physically.

[–] ItsJannnneee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Invisibility. I'm autistic and have terrible social anxiety.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee -3 points 3 weeks ago

Same.

It doesn't help how I've been treated, if you know what I mean.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 3 points 3 weeks ago

Think of all the sleep you'd get

[–] Forester@pawb.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ability to reassemble atoms and bonds at will.

I mean I've literally just solved resource scarcity.

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The ability to never accidentally say something stupid

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Easy, just intentionally say stupid things all the time

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's the dream!

[–] peaches@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To be able to remove ignorance from people

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's probably the least possible of all the superpowers listed here.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

Probably just that head exploding chick from The Boys. Ignorance removed.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

For me, there's no answer but a healing factor. Anything else, here in the real world, is sub par in the long term.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Boring but prudent. You seem like my kind of person.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

NGL though, I would jam knives through my hands and cosplay wolverine

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 points 3 weeks ago

I totally support you on this

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The ability to manipulate matter at the subatomic level, with explicit accuracy and knowledge.

From there, I'd be able to pretty much solve any problem.

Enemy? Turn them to goo. Or brain hemorrhage. Or invert their genitals. Explosive toenails. Literally shit for brains. Boobs on the head.

Sick? Convert the virus to vitamins or something.

Hungry? Food.

Solve pollution.

Aging? Reverse oxidants etc...

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

No longer needing sleep or a consistent diet

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, is omnipotence off the table?

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 points 3 weeks ago

/thread this is the answer

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Probably full on self healing like wolverine or deadpool.

[–] Mbingu@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

To remain individualistic in a secluded society

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Technomancy: control over machines and electronics

I'd use it for selfish reasons:

Insurance claims getting denied? "Oh! the system says that's an approved procedure"

Low on funds? That ATM over there is vomiting cash

Need to sneak into a place? The cameras are showing a normal empty hallway

Credit card debt? Not when the system shows that you paid it off already