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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

Why did the porn star become a network admin after retiring?

She was already an expert in load balancing

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

just press Ctrl + Z several times! /s

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

I need to put a SaaS together called vibe VCS

[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

git push origin master # moron

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

I made a game engine and a game back in highschool, but all that code is lost because I didn't know how to use git. I knew git existed (and even knew enough to know it was better than mercurial or svn), but I was too lazy to learn.

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