This is an urban legend and shame on OP for perpetuating it. The only verifiable instances of open source operating systems found in Halloween candy were installed by the children's parents themselves.

But can it run doom?

"But you said you put a whole raspberry pie in here! What gives?"

"I did!"

This is why we can't have nice things. If it's not expensive drugs in cheap candy, it's fuckin hidden kernels.

peppermintOS for a reason.

Don’t worry, it won’t be GUI.

parents beware: updates in the candy past nougat could mean increased annoyance, stress over security updates

Linux-ass candy bar

The candy boots Linux without using Plymouth eye candy? Stay away from me and my kids!

Why does it look like poop?

Off your mash on ecstasy pipes! End up like a piano dentist.

Another commie plot!