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I desperately want to read this (startrek.website)

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[-] canis_majoris@lemmy.ca 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Chuck Tingle is THE GUY writing these. All of his library is stuff like this. It's all hilariously out-there gay fantasies.

Here's his Kindle catalogue, with a few snippets of favorites:

https://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Store-Chuck-Tingle/s?rh=n%3A133140011%2Cp_27%3AChuck+Tingle

Bisexually Banged By My Sentient Full Size Candy Bars On Halloween

My Macaroni And Cheese is A Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer

Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides

This Pumpkin Spice Latte Gets Me Off In A Fun And Sincere Way Because It’s Okay For People To Enjoy Popular Things Without Being Shamed For The Perceived “Basicness” Of Their Beverage Choices

[-] SatansInteriorDsgnr@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

I also really like, "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt"

[-] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

How about "Pounded in the Butt by My Hugo Award Loss?"

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Haha, I remember that title!

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

Lmao those are some amazing titles.

[-] Algaroth@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Truly the Shakespeare of our time.

[-] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 10 points 8 months ago

You should be made aware that this exists.

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 8 months ago

Aaaaaaaaand I'm horny.

[-] rem26_art@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago

Chuck Tingle just be like that

[-] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

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[-] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

Chuck Tingle's AMA on the site that shall not be named was pretty hilarious

[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I love his Choose your own Adventure books!

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Gotta be better than Twilight lol

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