it looks like youre already in a bathroom
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2025
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Binary and trinary
2 bowls per stall vs 3 bowls per stall. Depends on the size of your friend group.
If it's biology based, women have 3 and men 2, but straight line would make more sense. But that is only a guess and who knows what the symbols are actually based on.
holes... ok.
I was gonna say the 3 balls is below view of penis and balls. While 2 balls are boobies.
The left one is easy, it's boobs. Which means you're allowed if you have man boobs.
The other one is for people with 3 nipples.
Left is for if you have to do a #2 right is for #3s obviously
Choose the door that looks the most like the sweaty imprint your groin leaves on the bench
3 circles doesn't seem to have a handle, so easy choice.
There's a sink. Problem solved.
If some circles on a door prevent you from opening one and peeking inside to check for urinals, you should never have left your house to begin with.
Who peeks into bathrooms? Found the alpha😤🐺
Just shit in the sink to establish dominance
Maybe this is a lesson and it doesn't matter what bathrooms we use?