WorldsDumbestMan

joined 3 months ago
[–] WorldsDumbestMan 17 points 16 hours ago

The exact thing they used to say China did!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 18 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Oh good job Musk! Bring them all here! Right into our icy flippers!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

SACRIFICE HIM TO THE PENGUINS! URA! URA!

/s needed

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 4 points 16 hours ago

I don't regret some things, that's for sure.

The friends and other types of experiences I had.

Shame it turned into a shithole.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 2 points 1 day ago

To be more specific, I pushed a nail into a socket as a kid, and a few other instances I got electrocuted. I got stabbed with a pencil right through the mole on my back by my sister, I set a box on fire at work, and put it out with my hand.

I ran into this metal pipe that serves as a shutter, I don't know what it's called, and the impact bent the pipe. I walked it off and continued working.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 1 points 1 day ago

Damn cat, never getting a cat from planet Vegeta again!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 4 points 1 day ago

Sadly, you need more opportunity to get away from your parents to stand a chance

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 3 points 2 days ago

Just waiting to see what ASI will do.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 1 points 2 days ago

I see. Time to get the stake.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 3 points 2 days ago

Even if the world does not end this time, history certainly will.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 2 points 2 days ago

I knew I should not have missed out on Valentine. Next Valentine I will be 30...

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 7 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Right now, I have an infection that I'm toughing out without antibiotics. It's going away. I tanked a cat playing rough, my palms under some angles can downright stop a scratch. I drank 5 shots of rakija. I have been burned, stabbed, electrocuted, what more do you want?!?

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Time travel? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by WorldsDumbestMan to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Someone posted a meme about Luigi topling people in power. Are we in the matrix confirmed?

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