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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 56 points 5 days ago (4 children)

This person has been sent to a mental hospital and is asking if they can use business laws to declare themselves sane.

They should be using Admiralty Law to declare themselves seaworthy.

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Best laugh I've had all year. Cheers!

[–] IonAddis@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I finally understood the sovcit guys when I realized they're basically trying to cast magic spells. If you speak the right magic words at the right time, your miracle happens. Or curse or blessing or whatever.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] dbx12@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

But will you be driving, sailing out traveling?

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 3 points 4 days ago

They can't keep me in this mental institution, I'm the Messiah!

[–] LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 5 days ago

I shouldn't laugh, as this is an unintentionally funny statement. The level of nonsense these sovcits spew is hilarious and mindboggling.

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 18 points 5 days ago

That's your mistake there, you should appeal Damian Clearance not David Clarence. Rookie mistake.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"but David Clarence so far" makes it sound like Cockney rhyming slang for something.

I twa'ed 'im somefin' fierce righ' in 'is gob, but we've got David Clarence so far guv