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And yet, unhitched from the menial task of transportation, the average horse today enjoys a far better quality of life than the average pre-car horse. Why? Horse girls. You see, now that the market demand for horses is no longer based on actual horsepower, horses can render the service of "just being themselves" for those who appreciate that most (in much more forgiving circumstances). In this way, horses truly are forever... and the real losers really are mankind. And its machines. In this essay, I will

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Mr. Hands enters the chat.....

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

You can't even eat your car if it died or if you are hungry!

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you milk your car while breeding a new one?

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago

Time to try

"Horses Are Forever" is also the poorly received first draft of Sean Connery's final Eon-produced James Bond movie.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 7 points 1 week ago

In Italy we eat horses, so they are also farmed for food. I bet all the horses that end up on a slice of bread or a pizza would rather have pulled a carriage. Still they are a much less popular meat, I don't think horse farming is as bad as, say, pig farming, (for the horse I mean) because there's much less demand. "Frayed threads" (lack of better translation) of horse are pretty good with olive oil btw.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bro there is LITERALLY an anime about horse girls

Humanity won

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Horses are only fast because of the shape of their four long legs. You can't just give someone a carrot and long ears and expect them to be a horse. That just makes them a cat rabbit.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

They have god-damned tails and superhuman strength for some reason

We won, but at what cost?

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And they might come with their own included "truck nuts"

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

What are you going to do, just destroy an entire farrier industry? Think of the economy we can't build roads to other cities when we need to take care of .

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Just wait a few years and it'll come true.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It's missing Kelly and the statue of liberty crying (tears of joy this time)

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

this is almost definitely a married to the sea comic that someone removed the watermark on. why would someone do that?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Because it's being used as pro-AI hype BS. No idea what it's referencing here and now on lemmy where most people here are far less accepting of AI hype, but I've seen it used on the highly delusional Singularity subreddit. Usually followed by hundreds of comments from people making actual real-life plans for what they're going to do when the "artificial super intelligence" makes them wealthy.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

What's the oldest serviceable horse breed?

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Horse sellers were apparently shaking in their boots when automobiles were invented 😆

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

One car dealer still in operation today is Normandin, who started out selling horse-drawn carriages.

Smart business make a pivot to new technology.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Can anyone confirm whether this is true?

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

now that the market demand for horses is no longer based on actual horsepower, horses can render the service of “just being themselves” for those who appreciate that most

hmmm... contradicting the corporatist theory that technology/automation/AI has always resulted in more employment, the employment level of horses has decreased significantly... so let us all welcome those who will appreciate our use as glue ingredients.

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