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[–] harmonea@kbin.social 63 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Did you just call Hydrox an Oreo knockoff

My dude, the better-entrenched brand is not always the original.

[–] aplomBomb@midwest.social 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Well it's no wonder Oreo took over, who wants to eat cookies that sound like a cleaning detergent?

It's either that or your grandma's biscuits that help her poop.

P.S. Not trying to attack you, just always wondered why anyone would choose HYDROX(it sounds like a fucking poison, right? am i the only one? WHAT IS GOING ON??) AS THE NAME OF THEIR GOD DAMN COOKIE!!!!11!!!!

[–] xx3r@lemmy.studio 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hydrox could be a detergent, medicine, plumbing brand, pet supplument, video game boss, maybe even a sports drink but NOT a freaking cookie.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

I lost it at "video game boss" but honestly you're spot on with all of these.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

You've never grabbed a bottle of fabuloso to wet your whistle?

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Yeh I fully agree. Horrible branding.

[–] X3N0T1CT@thelemmy.club 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No I did not, it was just a comment on their superior flavor profile. Sorry if it came out wrong, English isn't my first language.

[–] harmonea@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a context thing, not a language thing. People will usually assume your title (hydrox) has something to do with the thing you posted (oreo knockoffs).

[–] X3N0T1CT@thelemmy.club 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Kokanee08@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Context is also not my first language

[–] ArtisinalBS@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Context is my first language!
People don't think it be like it Is, but it do.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 11 months ago

See also: sarcasm, nonverbal social clues and tennis.

[–] DracEULA@beehaw.org 1 points 11 months ago

Newman-o's is the superior cream filled sandwich cookie.

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

Gonad Vortex double filled Bust-os

Ohhhh yeah baby!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

berdly-actually Hydrox came first; Oreo was the knockoff.

[–] X3N0T1CT@thelemmy.club 6 points 11 months ago

yup they're the og

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My man here got whooshed. Pretty sure these are not real cookies.

[–] JollyBrancher@lemm.ee 45 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You mean to say you've never enjoyed a Bust-O's by Gonad Vortex?!

[–] thekerker@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Right? I mean what other chocolate sandwich cookie is "overflowing with nut"?

[–] JollyBrancher@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Do you like movies about gladiators? ... You ever chocolate dip a nutter butter?

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean... Not if you're talking about cookies.

[–] JollyBrancher@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

The ol' Gonad Vortex. Only slightly less awful spaghettification than a black hole!!!

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] JollyBrancher@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

If it truly was, it might be at least a misdemeanor charge in some countries.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

It's edited Great Value cookies

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

And hydrox are just a knock off of these

[–] PandaBearGreen@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

want some double filled bust-o's from my gonad vortex?

[–] itsaghostcar@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Bustin' makes me feel good.

[–] SpermGoobler@lemmy.blue 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I belly laughed at 'Gonad Vortex'

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago

I had an Oreo once and it was the second most disappointing thing I've ever eaten. Tasted like coal.

Bourbon creams are the real shit, and not even the cheapest manufacturer seems to be able to fuck them up.

[–] Pumpkin@discuss.online 1 points 11 months ago

And I thought it's expired...