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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Foraging for carmilk is a popular pastime amongst some US residents. While local and state regulations are in place to prevent over-harvesting, those with permits often work in pairs to search for lactating vehicles and gently harvest the carmilk from them.

Carmilk is a nutrient-dense and very rich food product which can be used to make car cheese, or used in a range of both sweet and savoury dishes. It's a popular lactose-free alternative to boatmilk.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 16 hours ago

Only cars with enormous breasts are humanely and sustainably milked. Most are grass fed.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

I mean sure, if you can catch them.

[–] FoolishAchilles@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Don’t go spilling carmilk secrets! I’ve been counting on that as a food source once society collapses and all the cyber trucks start eating humans

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

"Honey what the fuck are you doing?!"

"WE PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS PAINT, HELL IF IM GONNA LET IT GO TO WASTE!!"

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

man you don't even clean that up. you just roll on down to the county courthouse and get married, cus either a) they willing to stick with you through that they a keeper, or b) you already together and done fucked up so bad you about to get ended.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't even know what to do in a situation like that. Wipe off anything that's not porous, replace everything that is?

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Carpet isn't worth the solvent and effort that it would take to save it. Maybe if they could get it steam cleaned before it dries, but that's unlikely so they're going to replace it.

There may be a solvent that'll remove latex but not the body paint, but I don't know which. Otherwise scrape it off, sand and repaint.

Or you could ride around in VOCs for a few days and use the money you saved for chemotherapy.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago

Might as well total it.