To be honest, they should be called "Donut Plugs"
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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Mouth beads
But then 5 of them would need to be connected in a line, right?
And oral beads would be more accurate
Make sure yours are flared before you eat them or they could get stuck
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That there is a Timbit
a Tim Hortons™️ Timbit™️
In the UK these are called doughnuts.
The presence of a hole isnt a pre-requisite to being deemed a doughnut here.
Calling something that has zero holes a 'donut hole', will absolutely have a local refer to you as a doughnut tho...
It's called a doughnut hole because it's implied to be the piece of dough that was punched out to make a regular circular doughnut that has a hole in it.
Oh I understand that. I was just being facetious; my point was more to do with the definition of a hole, and how it's used here to describe something that definitely is not a hole.
If we're pedantic, then the doughnut hole is the middle bit of the original doughnut, now that this part has been punched out.
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I think you could even convince English people that "merry fizzlebombs" and "upsy stairsies" are some kind of regional slang. Might even get away with "breaddystack" or "rickedy-pop" if you play your cards right.
I'll come up the apples and have a butchers, but if you're telling porkies then there's gonna be some argy bargy.
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*doughnut, not do nut.
Let him enjoy his pastries anyway he likes
Donut is just an American variation of the spelling, and considering they're talking about what Americans call this, donut is perfectly acceptable, and maybe even a more correct usage than the doughnut spelling
Damn i have always had it in my head as dough knot. And it never looks right when i write it out.
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those kinda look like greek loukmas/Turkish lokmas
Am I the only one that finds the whole "fake British words" genre of meme painfully unfunny?
Maybe if Brits would stop saying ridiculous things lol
You go enjoy your hushpuppies, elephant ears, bear claws, snickerdoodles and hootenannies.
All those fixins at a hootenanny sounds like my kind of shindig!
Yes
You have to say snoggletarts out loud with a British accent.
Doughnut balls
We all know the holes are sent to Valhalla.
Deez nut holes
In Japan they’re just doughnut balls. Mister Donut calls them “pops.”
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