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[–] AmbiguousProps 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 18 points 1 week ago

Motherfuckers like it ain't no thang

[–] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago

The real question

[–] shoo@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago
[–] danieljoeblack@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As a smoker that actually makes them go to an 11 because I know I won't be judged by them for my addiction 🤷

[–] WordBox@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Truth. But I wouldn't recommend seeking an enabler. Vaping (not disposables), snus, and pouches (zyn/etc) are better alternatives and easier to exit from. (Ex doer of all the above)

Smoking is horrible for you, your things, and anyone around you. Worry about the nicotine part later.

[–] jef@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really wouldn't say vaping is easier to quit than cigarettes from my experience, they are way too convenient, no long lasting smell, you can vape inside, nice and unnoffensive flavour.

Pouches in the other hand helped me a lot, they kindof hurt if you do too much, and you get nauseous more quickly, but the nicotene effect is noticable enough to easily replace vaping/smoking, and I consume much less nicotene since I switched to them.

[–] WordBox@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

Pouches and vapes are on par - especially if you don't do the gas station disposable crack kind. You can wind down mg by mg with vapes.

The gum grating feeling is real. Mg as a "strength " factor isn't equal between the two. 6mg zyn is like vaping 12mg salts. Which furthers pouches being harder to quit. Nauseousness just shows your tolerance.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you avoid enablers for working?

Working 40hrs a week is more harmful than smoking a pack a day.

Coffee takes years off your life, do you enable coffee drinkers?

Alcohol is more harmful than smoking cigarettes, but most people who don't smoke still drink, do you enable that?

[–] WordBox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Ur cracked m8

[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Working 40 hours a week is not more harmful than smoking a pack a day. One of those pays you money, the other costs money.

You need help if you're coping this hard about your cigarette addiction

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cigarettes can take years off your life, sometimes decades.

A 9-5 takes 5/7ths of your life off your life

Either you care about people living healthy lives or you just wanted an excuse to be shitty twoards a specific group of people, we both know what you were doing.

You need help if you are coping this hard with your wage slave addiction.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you're mentally stable, I'd recommend chantix to aid you in quitting. It binds with the receptors for nicotine in your brain, rendering the act of smoking unfulfilling. If you have any mental disease either diagnosed or guessed at, do not take it under any circumstance.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

chantix to aid you in quitting. It binds with the receptors for nicotine in your brain, rendering the act of smoking unfulfilling.

I guess that's why the last person I knew on that drug switched to Marlboro blacks.

[–] poplargrove@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] GoodLuckToFriends 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

When is 1 - 2 11

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you consider vaping to be "smoking"?

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

First, thanks I learned a new word today. Second, no not really as long it's not like a "Tobacco" flavor (ig tobacco is just minging in every variation lmao) and MOST importantly, it doesn't stick around

I've opened electronics that are 10, 15, 20+ years old that came from smokers houses that still REEKED like cigarettes despite having been removed from that environment from who knows how many years.

Ugh, and that nasty nasty yellow coating.... disgusting

Vapes don't do any of that, you can't even tell if someone had even vaped just 20 minutes after their last hit

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Imma pass. Still unhealthy.

[–] zooi@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk -4 points 1 week ago

It's a lesser of the two evils. Still minging.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

If she smokes, she pokes!

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

if someone I fuck smokes after sex I'm literally getting the fuck up and moving to the living room like fuck no I can not even breathe near a BBQ let alone cigarettes holy shit

[–] Noobnarski@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

If they are smoking in the bedroom.you could have smelled that when you first entered it.

Who even smokes inside nowadays, even smokers realised that it's not a good idea.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

If you can have sex with someone and still not realize they smoke, you probably lost your sense of smell.

If someone I fuck smokes after sex, I should have used lube.