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Anon drives (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 56 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And I'm just wondering what this has to do with the QT GUI Toolkit.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

There I am, sitting on my stairs, avoiding my kids' mindless show as I wait for their school bus, and this joke blindsides me. Thank you!

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

she knew the rules

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And so do I (do I)

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago

Stop singing immediately!

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it.

[–] mcforest@kbin.social 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a reference to Drive with Ryan Gosling.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

It's pretty funny, even without that

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Wait til she's walking back to the car

Make eye contact

Floor it.