zerma zerks off his zenis to charge his zrystal
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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Brah what a long way to ask for a jacking off buddy
Is there people who believe this BS?
At this point I can answer this question with a firm yes without knowing what the BS in question actually is.
It's never actually a lot of people, but always more than you'd hope.
No, this is a shit post. Thats a youtuber's picture
Those things aren't mutually exclusive
Step 1: be a YouTube influencer
Step 2: share your weird creepy fetish stuff online and then pretend it's just a prank if nobody likes it
Ive been zerking it with my buds to get the sweet power from my white crystal for years, the fact you're hearing about it now males you one of the lucky ones.
I'm pretty sure the whole concept of this post was a game grumps bit
The picture is of Jerma
What's BS about jacking it with a bro? I don't get what could be weird about two hot dudes jacking it to spread positive vibes
Do they make zerk off crystals but for girls? Zilly crystals? I dunno anygirly wanna be a broad and recharge our girl powers together?
There are fields of witchcraft study about crystals. Talk to any of the sisters to get hooked up with a specialist. Maybe even come have tea with the coven.
Jerma's getting ZONKED on stream while wearing this crystal
I love that he demands a picture of his potential jerkoff buddies wearing a crystal yet he isn't in the one of himself 😄
He's a PSYCHO, doesn't surprise me
Do people think this is the actual craigslist poster?
I can see some creative writer pissed at some random guy deciding to take matters into their own hands.
I could see it going either way tbh 😄
The guy in the picture is Jerma, a fairly popular streamer.
Is that Jerma? I knew he's kind of off the rails, but I didn't think he went that far.
jerma has zerked off on stream multiple times