This sounds like some Disco Elysium shit
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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Man's out here rolling snake eyes.
I knew I recognized that avatar! Sencha ♥️
In fairness, I would be distraught if I ever misplaced my gay card. What would the others think of me at the bi-weekly brunch?
"Bi-weekly" is hilarious, well done
Does everyone on 4chan have a humiliation fetish? That's a rhetorical question, because obviously who else would go on 4chan.
A stoic is a boid that brings babies
Naw, that's a stork.
A stoic is a thick cut of moit.
That's a steak. Stoic is what you get when you boil bones in water.
That's a stock. Stoic is what you get when you drive too deep into mud or sand.
Nah, man, you're thinking of 'stuck'. Stoic is what you do to a burning pile of wood or coals to keep the fire going.
No, no, that's 'stoke'.
You're thinking of an event where workers coordinate and walk off the job, usually as an act of protest seeking increased compensation or better working conditions.
No that's smoke. Stoic is what holds a bicycle wheel in place.
Fuckin loser
*looser
I'm gonna place 20 proximity mines around you before our fight
Fine, I'm still playing odd job slaps
Fuckin loser
Dude should just 'Laputan Machine' himself, eh JC? 😏
>not planting 20 proximity mines before cutscene.
Come on, dude.
One of the more believable greentexts. Pretty sure that’s spot on with 4chaners.
A tale of woe without redemption
Kids today and their Marcus Aurelius.