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[–] CAPSLOCKFTW@lemmy.ml 69 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is the founding myth we need!

[–] hemko@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm so happy to be alive when this happened

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I was there 3000 years ago when the no-poop challenge happened.

[–] livus@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

...and it was a heartwarming moment.

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[–] Interesting_Test_814@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I was there when the lemmy no poop meme spawned.

[–] AlteredStateBlob@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The kind of deep lore that will be spoken of in 1h YouTube essays in 10 years - unless YouTube became peertube by then or something.

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[–] victron@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Right?! This already starting to feel like old reddit lmao

[–] LongRedCoat@kbin.social 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's our first (that I'm aware of) fediverse meta! Awww, look at how we've grown.

[–] FVVS@l.lucitt.com 12 points 1 year ago

I was going to post a comment similar to this. We've made history here!

HI YOUTUBE!

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wha- what? Lemmy, is... Evolving?

Your Lemmy has evolved into LOMMY.

[–] jayandp@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ba. Na. Na. Banananananana. Bam.

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 5 points 1 year ago

Do do do do dododo - dododo - dododo

[–] iuseit@iusearchlinux.fyi 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In theory, if the submarine didn’t implode, the billionaires would have the same challenge.

[–] mrmanager 11 points 1 year ago

I think the conspiracy theories around it are super fascinating.

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[–] DadHands@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn't feel like a challenge to me

[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.

[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What did you eat back then? Please reply in the next 17 hours it's urgent.

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[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where's all your food going people?!

[–] possum@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?

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[–] Sinnz@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At times I only shit like once a week 💀

[–] Thepinyaroma@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.

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[–] Rhyz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!

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[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok level with me what if we all pooped in a submarine?

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I'm not a submarinologist or anything, but,I mean, it'd depends on what we ate. If we stick to high fat high fiber foods... I bet we could float it.

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[–] thesanewriter@vlemmy.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Our first obscure piece of Lemmy lore. May there be many more into our future.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the lemmy lore does need to be genuine and not forced

the best things come naturally and the worst things come from being forced

[–] securitysushi@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

Just like poop

[–] fiasco@possumpat.io 18 points 1 year ago

So we've moved from implosions to explosions.

[–] Silviecat44@vlemmy.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know this post

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

It will go down as a classic

[–] Casmael@geddit.social 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can you do all your poops for the week in one go on Monday morning? Asking for a friend

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"Don't ask why I need this" lol

[–] FutureMe@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, but if you have the cash you could always just hire a surogate.

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[–] colincogle@mastodon.social 9 points 1 year ago

@hemko Wait, people have to *plan* to do this? I should see my doctor.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, if you're going to be stuck in a submarine while oxygen is running out, it would be great if you could avoid pooping.

Luckily they didn't have to go through that ordeal.

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[–] PriorProject@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is a pretty good 3-days-without-a-shitpost, but not using the skeleton-in-a-pool for at was a missed opportunity. I fixed it for you:

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[–] erre@feddit.win 8 points 1 year ago

The one true shitpost.

[–] cfx_4188@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

I know such a man personally. He didn't poop for two months straight, and then he had five feet of intestine cut out.

[–] xTechDeath@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are we trying to poop more or poop less?

[–] CosmicK9@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Context required

[–] spyr0w@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

its about this post

[–] Thepinyaroma@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Huh, even with context, I guess.

Terrible case of not liking new bathrooms? I hate public restrooms too but, my brother in christ take some deep breaths you'll get through.

Or maybe a sex journey, thanks /kbin 🤣

[–] flicker@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Smart money is on a woman backpacking.

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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

god damnit. What did you guys do

[–] InisSieferI@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Apparently I missed this lol. Can anyone point to the origin thread?

[–] livus@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is the link for me: original asklemmy thread

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alright, can I get some context here? I've been pretty busy today...

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