Hate it when guests wash their balls in the normal sink, and not the ball-washing sink I paid good money for.
this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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They literally invented a specialized ball washer for this purpose. Any golfer would know this.
Online millenial meme made out of offline boomer meme.
The circle of life.
I immediately thought of this one
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Literally 1984 :(
Automatic disposal unit?
Ouch!
She'll know you cheated from the smell of soap anyway
Cheated? What if my balls got splashed with toilet water, and I had to refresh myself? (This is a hypothetical question, I don't have balls)
I guess it would be a blunder that would cause you to fail the sniff test on the assumption that ball-havers as a rule will not think to refresh themselves in this situation.
idk actually though I'm just referencing this meme song and related discussion I saw
That's what the bidet is for
we lost a lot of good men that day