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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28539608

Speculation of Tesla CEO’s possible departure comes as his influence in the administration appears to wane

Elon Musk is reportedly set to leave his government role because he’s tired of the what he sees as a litany of vicious and unethical attacks from the left, according to a report from The Washington Post.

It remains unclear when Musk will depart as head of DOGE; his special government employee status will expire at the end of next month. A person familiar with his thinking told The Post that Musk thinks that his work at DOGE won’t be diminished because of his departure, noting that staffers have already established themselves across a slew of federal agencies.

But speculation of Musk’s possible departure comes as his influence in the administration appears to wane. The New York Times reported last week that the acting commissioner of the IRS was being replaced after Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent complained that Musk had his preferred candidate installed without Bessent’s support. Musk has also annoyed other cabinet members by failing to coordinate with them in cost-cutting moves.

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Why stop with leaving politics? Heck you make rockets, why not just leave earth altogether?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Thanks for the nightmares, I guess 🤷😬

[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Watch this video of Elon Musk being booed for 7 minutes straight at a Dave Chappelle show https://mastodon.social/@LupoLaLupo/114242322785596710

 

Elon would be very depressed if you saw it https://www.mercurynews.com/2023/11/08/elon-musk-almost-needed-sfpd-wellness-check-after-breakdown-getting-booed-at-dave-chappelle-show/

Do your part!

[–] mr_jawa@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Ooh. Let me try. “Fuck your feelings snowflake”.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Hahah too fucking late. You can't just "get out" of the public eye whenever you want loser

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Get fucked. I hope he's given flak the rest of his goddamn life. Nazi piece of shit billionaire.

[–] MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Snowflake Nazi bitch.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 20 hours ago

what a fucking baby

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Right wing nutjob can't help but be a right wing nutjob even on his way out.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 6 points 22 hours ago

Its working guys!

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)
  • Elon: goes full nazi
  • Elon: goes full corrupt
  • Elon: destroys government and thousands of lives
  • People: angry, outraged
  • Elon: feelings hurt, "why don't they like me"
[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"they must be paid protesters. There's no other explanation" ~nazi fuck

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Says the guy who buys voters. And who lacks basic brain functionality to understand people hate him for being a nazi asshole who destroys people their lives by disrupting fragile systems made to protect lives and support the poor and ill. "they must be paid by terrorists"

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Kholed dickhead spends way too much time in fellating echo chamber, steps outside and loses shit at reality

i hope he leaves politics because he dies

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Don't you think he looks tired?

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

EVERYONE in this Thread needs to be DEPORTED for TERRORISM for HURTING Elon's feewings!

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

You have committed a crime.

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 6 points 1 day ago

Big if true

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[–] Cantaloupe877@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He can't step out now. It's too late.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

he means he wants to step down, and do it behind the scenes.

[–] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What does he mean he wants to leave politics? He is not in politics, he did not run for any office and was not voted for by anyone. He is free to leave whenever he wants.

[–] Kurious84@eviltoast.org 1 points 21 hours ago

Haha. Good point! He thought he bought the country the moron.

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago

What a snowflake

[–] Dvixen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Awww, poor baby has had his fee fees hurt.

Caring face not found.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

SEE?! Bullying bad people DOES work. I've been trying to tell people FOR YEARS.

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[–] merdaverse@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

It would be a real shame... if leftists stopped attacking him after he leaves politics.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 237 points 2 days ago (15 children)

See? Bullying fascism works. It's the only thing that works. Fascism is fought with violence (physical or otherwise) as it's the only language that it understands.

When an opponent doesn't care about rules, playing by those rules only puts you at disadvantage.

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[–] AbraKadabra1993@reddthat.com 10 points 1 day ago

QQ more. Don't think that people will forget who you really are.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 86 points 2 days ago (4 children)

My take: He's been told to pack his shit and doesn't wanna admit it. He knows full well "the Left" isn't gonna forget what he's done.

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[–] vvilld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 days ago

There's really nothing he can do about it at this point short of completely disappearing from the public eye. He's so thoroughly fucked his reputation that anything associated with him is fucked by extension.

Even if he completely leaves any interaction with politics at all, he still has SpaceX, Twitter, and Tesla that will all maintain his status as a public figure. He's not going to de-Nazify twitter. Telsas aren't going to suddenly become good cars without a reputation of being swastikcars.

The only way he could stop being bullied by "the left" is if he sold off every company he owns and disappeared into obscurity. Even then, he'll still get roasted online all the time. But if he avoids social media he could probably ignore it.

But that would all go directly against his nature. So there's nothing he realistically would do that could get "the left" to stop being mean to him. It's the rest of his miserable life.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who would've thought

Also, that's not how you wear a hat

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[–] SamHoppers@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And how many will miss him?

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[–] Reziarfg@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago
[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hope he goes to Mars and never comes back

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[–] oakey66@lemmy.world 146 points 2 days ago (17 children)
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[–] smol_beans@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

eat shit bitch, it will never stop.

#nazi free or find a tree

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I missed being on a platform where implying the only good nazi is a dead nazi wasn't a ban worthy offense. I like lemmy.

[–] sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago

That type of talk got me three Reddit bans. One for using 'burn it down' in a clearly rhetorical sense. They can get bent.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Elon is a weird duck with delusions of grandeur who can't understand the left's disgust. It was the nazi salute, Elon. It'll always be the nazi salute. All your other dank shit runs secondary to that.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

to be fair the nazi salute was among the least nazi things hes done recently.

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 days ago (4 children)

elon: slams dick in door

elon: oh man i'm tired of my dick being slammed in the door

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 hours ago

Must be paid radical leftists!

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