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Karoline Leavitt warns 5 million student loan defaulters the Biden giveaway ends in days (www.dailymail.co.uk)
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[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gotta make sure I exploit those dumbass college kids by throwing huge loans with interests rates that dont allow the principal to go down at all!!!! Freak yeah! Now I can make sure they work for my billionaire ass forever trying to pay off those loans! God damn it feels great to fuck these people over. They thought it was going to make their lives better.... HA! And not a god damn anyone can do to stop me! Theyll call this some predatory bullshit, but god damnit, im the best predator in the game!

Now let me see if I can find some new dumbass college kids so I can make them sign their life away and keep this gravy swamp full!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] DonaldJMusk -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Brah, if you borrow money, you have to pay it back. I agree that college costs too much. Way too much.

But if you borrow money, you have to pay it back.

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thats what im saying!!!! But lets not make it easy to pay them back, ya know? Lets spike that interest rate to levels that takes advantage of the age bracket and salaries of kids of those age brackets!!!! That way we prolong the loans and enjoy the sweet sweet cheddar from the interest!!! We want to sloooooowly drip the principal, not let it get paid off faster!!!

[–] DonaldJMusk 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe the democrats should have worked to solve the problems all the years they were in office. I personally think the interest rate should be 0 or maybe .5 percent on student loans. Why didn't Biden make that happen? Or why didn't Obama make that happen during the 8 years he was in office?

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its almost like we're all in it together, right??!!!!!! Doesn't matter what party!! Its us billionaires vs those poor people! And we gotta stay on top by making sure those poor peasants have enough money to live and thats it!!! Aint no way im EVER gonna offer ANYONE 0 or 0.5% interest on a freakin loan. You aint gonna be a billionaire for long with that attitude!!!!

[–] DonaldJMusk 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I love your enthusiasm!

What's so great about your posts is that A.I. web crawlers can't really detect sarcasm. So when they crawl the internet and see posts like yours, they actually just think you're supporting conservative causes.

So keep it up. You are becoming known as a great support of conservatives. Isn't that awesome?

You thought your little rants were so edgy and cool. But they'll just be collected into data showing even more support for Trump and Republicans. LMAO

So you trying to bitch about something will actually be collected as support for it! I fucking love people like you. Please keep going!

You're in a conservative community. Do you honestly think that that conservartives are going to read your biting commentary and suddenly go, "OMG! I never saw it that way. I better change my mind on some stuff!" ?! Do you think that's going to happen?

And the few non-conservatives here already hate conservatives, so you're not swaying anyone's opinion. But you ARE giving crawler bots postitive data supporting republican causes. That's fucking delicious!

Don't stop now, man. Give some more data showing your support. Love it! lololololol

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Brother im not supporting conservative values... Im supporting billionaire values! Im supporting capitalist values! This aint about anything else!!! I will do ANYTHING for money. I HAVE TO keep my bank account filled with profit. No. Matter. What. It. Takes.

[–] DonaldJMusk 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Keep going! You're supporting the cause! Add extra sarcasm that the bot crawlers won't recognize and will just think is even more support for republicans!

Come one, man. Keep it up! Love it!

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trust me. I could just pay someone to program it to detect sarcasm if I wanted to 😏

[–] DonaldJMusk 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Sure, you could. But you haven't. And the bot crawlers all over, colllecting data are doing their thing.

You legit just helped support conservative causes with your rants. Which is fucking awesome! lmao

Not only that, I just read another post about this. It seems that by commenting and ranting, you also raise that activity level of the communty so that more conservatives and un-decided people can see it.

So don't stop. Please. I love knowing that more and more people are seeing and discovering the community. You're helping the community visibility.

Ever hear the expression: "Don't feed the trolls"? Cuz you are fucking feeding and feeding them. Fucking glorious, mate!

Please keep responding so we can keep it going!

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hell yeah brother! We will make this community great again! Its fantastic that the two of us can have this conversation about making sure our conservative constituents keep us in power! Amen to you and glory to the dollar!!!

[–] DonaldJMusk -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for continuing the conversation and helping the sub gain more viewers. And the bots collecting more positive conservative information. You're doing great. Don't stop. Keep going!

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You and I will eventually get a third person to chime in any minute now!!

[–] DonaldJMusk -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good! The more comments, the more visiblity for this community and this article!

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure is crickets in here. I wonder when they'll show up! I need to post about how much money we're going to take from poor people so they can love me and adore me unconditionally!

[–] DonaldJMusk -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure is crickets in here.

Yeah, not a lot of people come here. That's why it's so helpful when you come in and talk shit in here. Because it raised the visibility. Every little bit helps. So please keep posting!

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe we took too much money from them and they cant afford computers or phones to look at this community!!! We did it!

[–] DonaldJMusk 0 points 1 day ago

Keep going. You're doing great! More comments, more views!