I removed the necessity of this chore by not having a lawn at all.
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You might be a lot smarter than the rest of us.
Well my wife likes too do the gardening. I make the hardware. She wants nothing to do with lawns.
So it isn't smartness per se, but pretty lucky with a small patch of all kinds of greens and colors, none of which are flat.
Better dry than overgrown and wet. I just mowed mine and it was a struggle
This is where you need a V8 turbo on you lawnmower. speed and power
That’s when you need this…
That’s twice what it last car cost (used)
This thing awakens my inner Hank Hill
I have a little less than an acre and our riding mower just threw a rod so I had to mow with my push mower … I know, first world problems. But that shit was hard since I’m no spring chicken.
I want an electric zero turn so bad…
I just ordered an electric rideon. I dont like mowing tbh, but this could be fun.