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[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 100 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

Nope. No explanation whatsoever.

[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Nice!

Thanks for finding that.

[–] gnurd@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

With makes the water artisan? It's just well water.

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] gnurd@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Huh, til. Thanks.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I was really hoping it was just water with a unique blend of herbs and spices

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

In my experience, what could actually make it artisan:

  • -uncomfortable stools with no back and at a height that feels just a little too high but not quite right.
  • -menus accessed by qr codes with a smartphones
  • -serving dishes that are actually just pieces of wood (gives that rustic appeal)
  • -a big word cloud on the wall that contains words like "steel-cut", "locally sourced", and--why not--"Artisan"
  • -lighting that looks old, often using those nice incandescent filaments that give a warm glow--most likely string lights

Those are just a few ideas off the top of my head. I agree--they aren't artisan yet but if hipsters have taught me anything, it's that decorating in a certain way will get you a certain clientele and they will believe it's artisan.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

You're confusing Artesian with Rustic.

Artesian means 'old piece of shit'

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

My takeaway from the Dr. Pepper Museum is that it's some weird indoctrination shit for school kids about the virtues of the free market and limiting government regulation. It's fucking weird and you better believe they shoe-horn that shit into every exhibit. It used to be called the Dr. Pepper Museum & Free Enterprise Institute but looks like they may have decided to rebrand since I was there a few years ago. Maybe they realized saying the quiet part outloud in their name was turning people off lol.

https://drpeppermuseum.com/free-enterprise-is-alive-and-well/

What you may not know is that Free Enterprise Education has always been at the heart of our institution as part of our Free Enterprise Institute. From the very beginning, the aim has been to not only collect and display soft drink artifacts, but also to use industry as a model to demonstrate the power of our economic system.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck 😔 I thought dr pepper was a cool chemist who just wanted to make something interesting for us to drink so we can enjoy our lives a bit more.

[–] TurtleJoe@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just wait till you learn about John Kellogg! He had some fun ideas.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago

Ok but eating my oats and not touching myself and having protestant work ethic is the way of the world

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dr. Pepper died in this well. Ever since he died there there's about one spoon of "Dr. Pepper infused" water per gallon extracted from this well, which is the main reason for the unmistakable taste of Dr. Pepper soda.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Huh, I always thought the secret ingredient was raisin juice.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

they raisin it out of that well everyday

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Raisin juice? But raisins are dehyd......

I hate the internet.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everything juices if you squeeze hard enough.

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago

That's what I was trying to tell me ex-gf

[–] MBZzZzZzZz@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It puts the lotion on the skin ...

[–] player2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

Now that song is stuck in my head but I'm not complaining.

[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

In the Doctor’s sunken oubliette, Mr. Pibb lies dreaming

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's where they keep the Slurm queen.

[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

bring back ecto cooler

[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

dr pepper and mr clyde

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

I'm just glad there is a DR. Pepper museum because I support education.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

He's been down their for the past 123 years.

[–] superfes@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Well... actually...

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)