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Yeah, it's pretty hard to wrap your head around, especially hearing she was neck-deep by the time he got to her. I'm guessing she didn't feel physically capable of making it onto the roof and worried if she climbed out of the car's interior she'd get swept away faster.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, this system makes no sense. How are they supposed to fact check each other?

"That's a lie." "Not uh."

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe this is just wishful thinking, but with the amount he seems to have declined in the last few years both physically and mentally, I can't imagine he will be capable in any capacity of running again.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don't know. I mean, they definitely hate each other, but there is also nothing Republicans do better than falling in line when it matters.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

His "tough guy" face is truly hilarious. He did it in his mug shot, too. He's trying sooo fucking hard.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

I have my doubts. In my experience, the absolute worst customers were the ones who wanted to lecture you because ~I used to work in retail.~ I think some people just suck.

Uh, of course it's not that great--but that doesn't mean it isn't better or we want to go backwards to when it was worse.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

RIP Sweet Wasabi, you had a great blep. So sorry for your loss. 💔

Our gal has a similar mask pattern & I gave her a few extra scritches for you.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Muscle memory, going on autopilot, and it not being immediately obvious in the dark. Idk what to tell y'all, when you sit down to use the bathroom 100% of the time it's just not top of mind when you're barely awake.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is 1000% a thing and I would be shocked if the majority of women who have lived with men haven't experienced this at least once in their lives. It happens just like in this post: in the middle of the night, you don't turn on the lights and you just go through the motions without thinking because you're half asleep. Not a fun way to wake up. Super jarring, kinda hurts, gets your ass wet, and that lip of the toilet is just generally a little grosser than the seat.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Says a lot about these people and is honestly kind of tragic they love their lives this way.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different.” -Donald Trump https://www.cnn.com/2016/03/04/opinions/president-trump-six-year-old-with-nuclear-weapons-dantonio/index.html

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