Now that's a man who's played knifey spoony before
That's not a bite. THAT'S a bite.
It's getting out of hand - can't fall over down there without getting your eyelid bitten by Australian man.
I'm impressed by my man's flexibility. The croc bit his foot, which means to bite the croc's eyelid he had to have gotten his mouth somewhere in the vicinity of his own foot.
Thanks, but I didn't need another reason not to live in Australia after literally everything being venomous or poisonous.
That's not fair, not everything is venomous or poisonous, some things are just disease ridden like the chlamydia bears.
and then if all that don't kill you... you might get roasted by excessive heat or a wildfire instead.
They have signs for every hazard, but i though by far the scariest read "Fire season is coming, do you have your escape plan prepared?".
Good, those signs are meant to be scary.
Bush fire session is imminent now, it's gonna be a very hot & very dry summer, we just had the hottest winter on record which mean backburning targets are miles off so fuel load is way above average. I'd be amazed if we get to February with nobody dying
Reads like a Dwarf Fortress combat log
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