fake: anon gets number of attractive female
gay: anon drops trouser for cops
this post was submitted on 04 May 2025
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Penis inspection day was early this year
i have to pull down my pants
“We are… erm… investigating! Yes, that’s it!”
I think that would be a horrible job tbh
Cyber forensics have a huge turnover rate.
Most of the work you will be doing is rarely tracking down hackers, it's finding someone's illegal collection of their computer. Then you get asked over and over about it.
If you think you are hardened by the internet, you are wrong. You will break when you multiply it then you have to talk about it. The talking about it is out loud will make a lot pf people break after the volume.
But what gets the truly hardened ones is having to face the victims... They know what you saw and the see you without your computer to hide your identity. You look at their face and you can see their pain.
You realize it is real.
And reality hits hard.
It unironically is. Professional content moderators often end up with PTSD
This is the worst bit about running anything online.
just employ pedophiles
They might get PTSD from granny porn.
Fake: bro would be arrested anyway
Gay: pulls down pants in front of [probably dude] cops.