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I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire.

EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.

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[–] smol_beans@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

Their depravity has no limits

what the fuck man

[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Yo did the jews forget this same shit happened to them? Like multiple times?

Hello?

[–] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

don't mix up the Israeli people and the Israeli state

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 1 day ago

The Israeli people have either been supportive of the regime, or just too milktose to do anything about it.

We're long past benefit of the doubt.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 4 points 20 hours ago

Not all Jews are Nazis but the whole state of Israel could be compared to fascist Germany. This is a neo liberal take the humanizes the oppressor. This is why I don't bat a eye when the Palestinians went full on Nat Turner

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[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 0 points 20 hours ago

What do you mean exactly?

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] andybytes@programming.dev 3 points 20 hours ago

Superstitious uneducated indoctrinated swine repeat history.

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[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

They're creating exciting new hate crimes, in this case gendercide

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And people wonder why I’m such a cynical, miserable fucking Eeyore all the time. Fuck humans so fucking much. Wretched creatures we are.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

fuck humans

no, fuck colonizers

it’s a very specific group of humans who are doing this awful stuff

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No, fuck humans. Until we as a species collectively say capitalism can’t exist anymore and reject it, then fuck humans.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Fuck Israel, genocidal scum!

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man I must've really hit my head when I fell the other day because I thought that headline said Israeli soldiers blew up a building in Gaza as a gender reveal.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

It sounds like Al Jazeera changed the headline to be a bit more honest.

[–] FundMECFS@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago

This is a game for them isn’t it. Pushing buttons on missile systems and drone controllers to try and take down the most buildings and get the most points…

The ICC should go into Israel and try Nethanyahu.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least we know it's a boy!

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 day ago

Yay then we can mutilate its genitalia!

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Remember to keep sending them your tax money. They're fighting terrorists. Totally...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

Worst gender reveal party ever.

[–] elatedCatfish@lemm.ee -4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Well was it a boy or a girl?

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 20 hours ago

It was a piglet.

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