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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

If I was a serial killer, this would be my corporate social responsibility.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I regret that I have but one life to give."

-Not that guy

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Living the dream