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[โ€“] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

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[โ€“] ben@lef.li 4 points 2 years ago

Bumfights on an island where losers become zombies.

[โ€“] hbar@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)
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[โ€“] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Trying to make our first steps like a true baby in a huge playground. Also, jumping into the void is the way

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[โ€“] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Mario finds out that Toads are very racist and sexist rednecks

[โ€“] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] Demographics@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The world ended and is full of ghosts, but you still gotta work your 9 to 5 with your best bud.

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[โ€“] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.

Also there's lore or something? I'm not sure since all the puns distracted me.

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[โ€“] theragu40@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.

[โ€“] TheYear2525@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr

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[โ€“] legion@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you wake up in a desert, and you get your face kicked in over and over until eventually you get enslaved

[โ€“] Swervish@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Love me some Kenshi!

[โ€“] frankhorrigan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Some old nut job sends you to get a briefcase to save your village.

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[โ€“] Drakonia@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago

you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.

[โ€“] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

So there's this dude bro with a dead bunny, right. He's so pissed off about it that he eventually kills God

[โ€“] MarcRnt@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Five soldiers of specialized anti terrorism forces battle against some other five soldiers of those same forces, to defuse a bomb. But for some reason all of these operators are from the same countries and task forces and should actually work together. Also the servers of this game are shit.

[โ€“] Squids@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You know all those books and literary analysis you had to do in Englidh class that you hated? Yeah what if we made a game about those guys? Oh and don't worry, we got guys from all over the globe, so we're going to make you relive that pain regardless if you're from Spain or Korea. Oh you liked that part of class? Good news! We made Rodion Raskinolov an anime waifu!

Alternatively: solving a centuries long race war in the only way we know how - with 13 year olds and 90's themed warfare! It's not a child soldier if the military doesn't know about it! We swear this is deadly serious we gave the kid a FN P90

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