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Four dudes commit war crimes on an alien planet for money.

Mario finds out that Toads are very racist and sexist rednecks

Bumfights on an island where losers become zombies.

Flower boob trampoline

Gas station tf2

Trying to make our first steps like a true baby in a huge playground. Also, jumping into the void is the way

The world ended and is full of ghosts, but you still gotta work your 9 to 5 with your best bud.

Squid and octopus shooting each other

Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity

Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.

Also there's lore or something? I'm not sure since all the puns distracted me.

Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.

So there's this dude bro with a dead bunny, right. He's so pissed off about it that he eventually kills God

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr

you wake up in a desert, and you get your face kicked in over and over until eventually you get enslaved

you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.

Go sailing to build your magical fork collection.

Some old nut job sends you to get a briefcase to save your village.

You know all those books and literary analysis you had to do in Englidh class that you hated? Yeah what if we made a game about those guys? Oh and don't worry, we got guys from all over the globe, so we're going to make you relive that pain regardless if you're from Spain or Korea. Oh you liked that part of class? Good news! We made Rodion Raskinolov an anime waifu!

Alternatively: solving a centuries long race war in the only way we know how - with 13 year olds and 90's themed warfare! It's not a child soldier if the military doesn't know about it! We swear this is deadly serious we gave the kid a FN P90

Five soldiers of specialized anti terrorism forces battle against some other five soldiers of those same forces, to defuse a bomb. But for some reason all of these operators are from the same countries and task forces and should actually work together. Also the servers of this game are shit.