Jakylla

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[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

As a non English native: "Car on"

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 112 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Missed opportunity:

Sadam necktie

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

"And next time, I'll make baby toys that glow in the dark with Uranium"

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Missing the Metric-Freedom conversion error

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Ah en effet, my bad, je retire mon message ;)

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[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Here's the sauce: xkcd/2803

And here is another lemmy post about this commic: https://sh.itjust.works/post/1694738 (on !xkcd@lemmy.world)

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Not sure CrowdStrike runs on npm, but still ruined it all for sure

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As a non native English speaker, I had to read your comments to understand the "Hot potato" one... Seems that I'm not as fluent in English as I thought (my accent is shit)

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

I can understand (I hate this video title actually), but yeah, telling that "That guy is an idiot" without listening at what he said is not smart

During the video, he's listening and debating against some French (?) phylosoph I suppose, that basically said shit like English is just French; then this video adds details about why Yes, but also why not, and where yes and no

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Tell me you didn't watch the video without telling me you didn't watch the video

(Title is clickbait, video content is much more sourced and explained)

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Twitter PR review

 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/22321600

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8677292


Transcript:

[A computer program.]

int getRandomNumber()
{
   return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
             // guaranteed to be random.
}

Hover Text:

RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8653164


Transcript:

Cueball: Hey, check it out: e^π^−π is 19.999099979. That's weird.
Black Hat: Yeah. That's how I got kicked out of the ACM in college.
Cueball: ...what?

Black Hat: During a competition, I told the programmers on our team that e^π^−π was a standard test of floating-point handlers -- it would come out to 20 unless they had rounding errors.

Cueball: That's awful.
Black Hat: Yeah, they dug through half their algorithms looking for the bug before they figured it out.

Hover text:

Also, I hear the 4th root of (9^2^ + 19^2^/22) is pi.

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8619086


Title text:

It's like the traveling salesman problem, but the endpoints are different and you can't ask your friends for help because they're sitting three seats down.

Links:

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8609865


Hover text:

Your IDE's color may vary.

 

You know, Kurzgesagt is not only an English channel, but it also provide video translated in multiple other languages on others translated Kurzgesagt channels.

I was looking for something to help me find Kurzgesagt video in other languages, and found this spreadsheet. I don't know if there is a more official website or tool for that, but this is the only thing I found. I thought it may be interesting for you too

It isn't fully complete though, for example the "Portugese" column is almost empty, and recent videos are not present. But it's open to edition, so we can participate to keep it up to date


If you have a more official list, I'll be interested (and I'll edit this post to prefer sharing the official list). For now I'll be using this spreadsheet as it's mostly filled and as I didn't find anything else

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