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[–] phr@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

$ sudo appt-get install app

[–] beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago

chmod +x myApp.appImage

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is really, "what techs call it" and "what non-techs call it".

As a tech, I usually know what someone means when they "app".

It's "glitch" that drives me mad though. Glitch sounds like a ghost caused the error one tine only, versus some lazy coder.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To be fair i would consider a glitch to be closer to a ghost causing it than a lazy developer.

I consider a "bug" to be something caused by the code (bad error handling, bad logic, etc) and a "glitch" to be something more random or environmental

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[–] noctivius@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

linux app download free no registration

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Who has ever called a batch file an app

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[–] _____@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I very much hate the word app. That's probably my biggest boomer trait.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The word app has been around forever, first appearing in the 1970s (according to some dictionaries I just googled). Pendulum swung towards “programs” and we have since swung back to the correct term.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I remember "killer app" being a phrase I regularly heard in the 90's.

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

But also, you're right. Here's an article from 1994 describing Visicalc as a "Killer App" from the late 1970's, that prompted people to buy personal computers.

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