You're supposed to shoot yourself in the foot.
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They don't dig the bullets out usually because it causes more damage for no reason. Stop believing everything you read someone say on 4chan.
It's likely artificial and homosexual.
Sure, but it could just as well have been dangerous to leave in. You must have serious issues to post on 4chan, so I'd say this story is at least plausible.
Darwin was right
What is QT3.14?
About 1.15e/4 gallons. Its a common volume in the united states.
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I wonder what skin would be comparable to if it was even bullet resistant, I'm guessing rhino hide would be the closest real world thing
or a croc
Edit:
The Bulletproof List
Edit 2:
But, now seriously - the only bulletproof animal is Roger, the Kangaroo
He just needs to look at the Bullet, for it to fly straight back to the barrel
I think Roger just stole my girl by looking at her.
Roger doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down