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[–] Saarth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Don't the internal angles need to be 90°? Two of those right angles aren't right angles on the inside.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago

I'm not a math major, but I always considered it that a square is a special case of rectangle, a rectangle is a special case of parallelogram, and a parallelogram a special case of a quadrilateral, a quadrilateral a special case of a simple polygon.

This shape isn't a polygon, so it cannot be a square.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Okay, calm down Diogenes

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lines that intersect a circle like that aren't "right angles" tho, they're called "normal" to the circle - in other words pointing directly toward the center. A normal line is at right angles to a tangent line, but not to a curve.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Not a polygon

[–] YiddishMcSquidish 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oh let's get pedantic!

The curved edges technically have infinite "side".

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Hey, that's my job!

Also I don't think that's technically the technical classification. I think that sidedness is an attribute that simply doesnt apply to curves.
You can approximate curves with some number of sides, and the approximation gets more accurate as the number approaches infinity, but it doesn't actually have the infinite sides.

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[–] hansolo 27 points 2 days ago (10 children)

....and a square has four interior 90 degree angles.

...and based on the infinite number of sides for a curved line aspect, the "90 degree" angles would all be +/- the limit as it approaches zero, so never truly 90 degrees but always an infinite fraction away.

[–] jwmgregory@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

the angles are interior if you go into the scary world of high level maths and their weird fucking geometries.

this is a square, from a certain point of view

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[–] danhab99@programming.dev 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Not if this square is a projection of a curved surface

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[–] hikaru755@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rotate the cone towards you.

Now you see this. 🤯

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

uhhh, wait. Under what projection is OP's "square" reduced to an actual square

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's possible, but there needs to be a thickness in addition to the length and width.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Im gonna need more than that as an explanation. Sandwiches too if you're making some

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine you have a cookie cutter in that shape. Cut a cookie as thick as the chord of the largest arc.

View the new vertical surface of the longest arc that is now a cylindrical section.

Viola, square. 😁

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 15 hours ago

*munches thoughtfully*

this is terrible, but it tastes okay

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The interior angles need to be equal 🤓

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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 160 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Straight lines. Also two sets of parallel lines. This is one definition of a square, but not the common one.

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I believe these lines are straight with a black hole at the centre.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

straight, gay, lines are lines. let them be.

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[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 121 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Someone never had to deal with mathematical proofs, only layman's definitions.

All properties of a parallelogram apply:

  • Opposite sides are parallel
  • Opposite sides are congruent
  • Opposite angles are congruent
  • Consecutive angles are supplementary
  • Diagonals bisect each other

AND

  • All angles are congruent
  • All sides are congruent
  • Diagonals are congruent
  • Diagonals are perpendicular
  • Diagonals bisect opposite angles
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[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 54 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Does no one understand this is a joke, talking about parallel lines and mathematical proofs is pointless when its a fucking meme

[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not pointless because you can laugh about a joke and then learn something about math.

They don't cancel each other out. They can be at the same place and still work on their own.

[–] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 16 points 2 days ago

I love memes that are funny on their own, but also provide discussion material.

[–] the_trash_man@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Its wrong though so the joke falls flat

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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 days ago (23 children)

We do understand it's a meme and a joke. Just not a very good one, because one can easily poke holes into it.

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Or the fun part.

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[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

Wrong. This is a definition of a [pizza] + [the extra peperoni from the other slices that got stuck to that slice because the cutting was imperfect]

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[–] taxiiiii@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Diogenes go home.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

ITT: math people going "listen here you little shit"

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 39 points 2 days ago (6 children)

A square must also have two pairs of parallel sides.

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I get downvoted for bringing it up, but for fuck's sake you're dumping literally everything into this community regardless of the fit. There are a dozen (I'm estimating) other communities that could benefit from the content you post but you have thus far insisted on only posting here.

Can you at least make the tiniest effort to spread content to other communities that would benefit from the increased views and potential subscriptions?

I shall await the fun police and everything's a meme comments.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago

Tut tut, all these maths books promoting unhealthy square shapes, real squares have curves.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If it clucks likes a chicken and scratches like a chicken, it's Man.

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