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[–] MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I tell this story all the time.

I was hanging out with this dude that I did drugs with, and I told him about a chick I hooked up with the night before. I told him that she preferred butt stuff, and he told me that he would never do anal with a chick. I asked why, and he said “Having anal sex with a chick is exactly the same as having anal sex with a dude. Thus anal sex is always gay regardless of the partner makeup.” So, he said it a lot dumber than I typed it and with a southern accent. But, you get the idea.

This is the same guy that said he’d never take ecstasy because “it makes you act gay”. That dude sure was worried about being gay. Hehehe

[–] yote_zip@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is what they mean when they say it's hard to be a straight white male. Who can keep track of all the tiny things that might cause you to turn gay?

[–] AlataOrange@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Care about the environment? Gay!

Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!

Act with empathy towards others? Gay!

Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!

Truck too small? Gay!

Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

Where do we draw the line!!!!

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Care about the environment? Gay!

Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!

Act with empathy towards others? Gay!

Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!

Truck too small? Gay!

Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

One of those is not like the others...

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay to use a bag for my shopping

[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only when you store the bags in your ass and pull them out in front of the cashier.

[–] luluApples@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

But there's lots of bags tied together so it's like a magician pulling a string of handkerchiefs out

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I think some people avoid protecting themselves because they don’t want to be seen as conservative

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

If I were rich, I'd definitely find a "study" that proves that single use plastic bags are now ultra gay just to make them switch. It'd probably either confuse them and cause them not to use bags at all or make them switch.